May 31, 2012

Found an art store in FL with large canvases for $3.00. This alone (kinda) makes me want to move back to Jacksonville.

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Filed under: Life 
May 29, 2012
Federal Government: Bruh if you don't pay these loans back
Federal Government: Bruh we comin fo you bruh
Federal Government: I swear to god on my mama bruh
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May 29, 2012

My niece thinks the name Beyonce is an insult.

She just looked at me, rolled her neck and said Beyonce.

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Filed under: Life 
May 23, 2012

You know what I hate? When you have a get together and then there’s always that one person who won’t leave. Like, really? There’s nobody else here, go home.　

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Filed under: life blog we like you but not that much 
May 18, 2012
This is me realizing it’s time to donate some books. 

This is me realizing it’s time to donate some books. 

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Filed under: ): life books I seriously have to smh at some of these books 
May 16, 2012

This will be my first time watching Undercover Brother in its entirety.

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Filed under: Late 
May 15, 2012

Finals are coming up soon and for the first time in my life my doodle to note ratio is actually pretty good.

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Filed under: life finals doodles 
May 12, 2012
Bro: Parks in a person with child parking space.
Bro: *Looks at me* What, you're someone's child.
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Filed under: life family blog 
March 19, 2012

At some point in my life I started thinking it was odd that Professor Utonium created three perfect little girls instead of a wife. For some reason my mind couldn’t comprehend a man wanting to just have children even though I saw women wanting to have kids without the complication of a relationship as perfectly normal.

Which makes me think of the movie Say Uncle.

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Filed under: Powerpuff girls say uncle blog 
March 17, 2012

There was just a scorpion in my tub. Roaches and spiders I can deal with but scorpions? Forget that.

But really though, fuck Texas

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